the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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