I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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