So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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