We named our party play list daddy issues
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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