some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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