went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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