Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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