Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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