i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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