The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just had sex on a roof
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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