I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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