just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
