Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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