If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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