in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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