my sisters under your porch take her home
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
