I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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