Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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