Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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