He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
