pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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