Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have post one night stand depression
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