I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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