what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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