Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
