oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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