no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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