And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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