i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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