Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She bit a glass in half.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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