I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just blew my weed a kiss
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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