Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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