I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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