You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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