Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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