when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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