Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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