its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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