I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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