he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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