I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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