The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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