Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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