I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
