Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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