I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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