Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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