doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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