Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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