I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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