even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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