I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize