You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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