Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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