Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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