i think i have herpe
just one?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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