dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
