He felt like a one man threesome
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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